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¿Y si no lo hacemos?What if the only option left is for you to.That’s not happening.Hi! I’m here.I’m Michael.Hi. Yeah.Hello.All right.Oh! Yeah.Let’s see, where’s my seat?F.F.FU.Hey.You are an asshole.You’re quicker than I thought.Yup, because I have a secret weapon.People actually like me.You wouldn’t understand thatbecause you don’t have any friends.I love your babushka.Couldn’t have booked an emergency rowfor a little bit more legroom, huh?Not everybody has hobbit legs like you.Hey, look.In case you didn’t realize,I could give a damn about your comfort.So, why don’t you be a good elephant?Suck up another kilo of peanuts.Put your chair back and relax.All right, listen, don’t ever tell me to relax, all right?Don’t tell me to do anything.Any time you ever say anything,it makes me wanna take my bootand shove it so far up your ass,you’re gonna be spitting out shoelaces all week.Hey, you know what the problem is?I’ll tell you the problem. This job.This job requires stealth.And you.Look at you.I mean, granted, it’s not your fault.But you’re too obvious.You stick out.Like balls on a bulldog.Dangling down in all the wrong places.Seemingly harmless.And the next thing you know,they’re trying to impregnate your sister.Ho! What?Impregnate your sister?You heard.Oh.Now, I get it.You do? Good.I’m glad.Mmhmm. Yeah, I’m glad.I’m very glad.So, you actually think that I’m going through all this effort,on this mission, trying to save the world,by the way, for a fourth time,because I’m really good at it.You think I’m going through all of thisjust so I can do the horizontal hula,sexysexy time with your sister?Not all.Most.Let me break it down for you, Frodo:This ain’t anymore.All right, despite the fact thatthat girl sleeping right there is related to you,she’s still one of the toughest, baddest, most capable womenI’ve ever encountered in my entire life.And if she chooses to look the wayof this big, brown,wellendowed, tattooed, mountain of a man,then guess what.I’m gonna let her climb this mountainover and over and overagain.Stay away from her.I see what you’re doin’.What, do you think I’m stupid?